[VOICE POST]

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office, wearing nothing but a skirt made of cling wrap.

The doctor says, I can clearly see your nuts.

[Pause.]

I figured if I waited til today, you'd appreciate it more.



[ooc; READ THE JOKE ALOUD because sob it doesn't make sense written.... hence, audio post.... scream /goes away now.]

[AUDIO]

[Accidental? Intentional? It's hard to say. For a long while there's nothing, only faintly muffled music in the background, which goes on for a minute or so before he finally speaks--]


I am the lizard king.



[click]

LAB REPORT: FROG DISSECTION

The purpose of this lab is to learn about the anatomy of the bullfrog [Rana catesbeiana] by dissecting a specimen, and examining both the structure of individual organs and the ways in which they work together as organ systems.

( Non-IC cut for TL;DR and for the squeamish :3 )

Next year I get to do a fetal pig, which is gonna be awesome! But that’s all. Someone told me they used to dissect cats too but they stopped because one time the cat they were gonna dissect turned out to be pregnant, and when they cut it open all the kittens fell out and most of the kids threw up. Seriously!


|[ooc: He’s older than he looks in the userpics, I just don’t feel up to figuring out someone else to use as a PB because I am lame. He's on the younger end of the highschool spectrum, tho~ Virtual Frog Dissection ftw. If only I could find my actual old lab reports... >_> Some of this is accurate but probably not all of it... ^^ ok I am prolly overthinking this. sob. sorry.]|