Jim Morrison was my father.
I'm a prosthetist because amputees get me off.
In my spare time, I like sedating people and hacking them up with an axe.
My murder was staged as a suicide.
I think breaking into people's houses is a good way to get to know them.
Killing their family? A better way.
I spent fifteen years of my life on drugs pretty much 24-7.
I'd just as soon kill you as go fishing.
I lost my virginity to a French prostitute, but I enjoyed slitting her throat more than screwing her.
Deb and I do cocaine together every Saturday night.
I once hitchhiked cross-country dressed as a mime.
|[ooc: some of this is true, some of this is false, some of it is nonsense and some of it, I don't even know. ♥ He guessed the gist of the curse and thought he'd blow off some steam.]|