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[cold_dry_pieces]

DEBRA.

I can't keep silent any longer-- the wedding is off.

|[ooc: Let the soap opera begin. >D]|

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[defend-darkly.livejournal.com]

I am having flashbacks to my tragic past!

[cold_dry_pieces]

Dexter--

Clearly you understand why I can't go on with this charade!

[defend-darkly.livejournal.com]

I understand, and yet I am angry that you have hurt my sister's feelings. You should never have gotten involved with her in the first place.

And my French press has been taken from me!

[cold_dry_pieces]

But Dexter, she isn't really your family-- not like I am!!

NO! Not the French Press! After we came so close to losing it the other day!

[defend-darkly.livejournal.com]

It all makes sense now! All this time, I thought I was alone, but you were there then, and you're here now.

It was stolen by pirates! I do know whether they have taken it for their own use or are holding it for ransom.

[police-pinup.livejournal.com]

Rudy, no!

What could be so wrong - this wrong?

[cold_dry_pieces]

Debra--

I've been living a lie... so many lies; for so long... But I can't take it any more!

Your father killed my mother!

[police-pinup.livejournal.com]

That... that can't be true.

But why? How?

Surely there must be some sort of mistake~

[cold_dry_pieces]

Oh; but it is! And--

There is... another reason we can't marry.

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

What!? You can't do that!

[cold_dry_pieces]

But I must! I cannot continue living this lie!

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

You're the worst kind of asshole.

[cold_dry_pieces]

People have said much worse.

[makes-you-tick.livejournal.com]

Are you kids okay over there?

I have a french press you can borrow, if the coffee's so important to you. I'm really more of a tea man, myself.

[ooc: ahahahahahahaahahhahahahaha oh, this post has killed me.]

[cold_dry_pieces]

Aha! Some consolation in our time of woe!

I don't think Debra will ever forgive me, but it's all right.

|[ooc: it's funny 'cause it's true >D]|

[makes-you-tick.livejournal.com]

Oh, I think tomorrow will be a new day for you all.

But even if your world is torn asunder- well, at least you'll have coffee.

[cold_dry_pieces]

Sometimes it's these small comforts that matter most.

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

...The wedding?

heeee backdated >D

[cold_dry_pieces]

Of course! I don't know how I let it get this far, concealing the dark truth as I have!

heeee backdated >D

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

What dark truth, Doctor Cooper?

heeee backdated >D

[cold_dry_pieces]

Why, that Dexter is secretly my brother and that Debra's father killed our mother!

Before me, there were 69 comments to this entry. :|

[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

You were having a wedding?

ffft. >D

[cold_dry_pieces]

I don't understand why everyone seems so surprised by that...

[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

Well, neither of you mentioned it, anyway. Just that you were dating.

[cold_dry_pieces]

What are you talking about? The preparations are well underway, it was to be the social event of the season!

Do you have amnesia or something?