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[cold_dry_pieces]

Tonight, we'll be talking about the basics of trapping-- how to set snares, and how to avoid getting caught in someone else's.

Our Walk in the Dark starts at eight P.M.; don't be late.




[ooc; counselor rudy: creepy survivalist, always carries a hunting knife. I WOULD LOVE YOU FOREVER if you started / referenced rumors that campers who get on his bad side have a habit of ~mysteriously disappearing~ >3 ]

Comments

[cold_dry_pieces]

You know, if I'm not an axe murderer, then you've made yourself look like an idiot. If I am an axe murderer, then your mouth's going to get you in trouble with me. Isn't that kind of a lose-lose situation?

[designedtoparty]

Look, there are people far nearer to you than I am. Go take your anger out on them.

[cold_dry_pieces]

Why do you assume I'm angry?

[designedtoparty]

You implied you wanted to kill me. I decided to give you the benefit of the doubt and go with the idea you don't do it for fun.

[cold_dry_pieces]

You're the only one who's implied I kill people. I just pointed out the problems with your allegations.

[designedtoparty]

Hey, I'm not the only one who's implied it. It's not my fault you don't pay enough attention to the rumours.

[cold_dry_pieces]

I'm not unaware of them.

[designedtoparty]

I thought you said I was the only one.

[cold_dry_pieces]

You're the only one currently conversing with me, and the only one who's said it to my face.

[designedtoparty]

Oh, so I get murdered just because I'm honest with you? That is not the kind of example you should be setting to these kids.

[cold_dry_pieces]

No one has said you're going to be murdered. In fact, attending my hike would be useful for your self-defense skills.

[designedtoparty]

You know, making me fight you off really doesn't count as improving my self-defense.

[cold_dry_pieces]

You jumping to constant, annoying conclusions is probably going to cause you more trouble in your life than I am.

[designedtoparty]

Really? I'd say the fact that I'm still alive just goes to show what jumping to conclusions does for me.

[cold_dry_pieces]

It's too bad no one's running an introduction to basic logic for you.

[designedtoparty]

It really is. Maybe you should think about setting one up for me.

[cold_dry_pieces]

I won't.

[designedtoparty]

Fine. Then you'll only have yourself to blame if I wind up getting myself in trouble.