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[cold_dry_pieces]

I probably don't have to point it out, but all that unpleasant nonsense the other day was just that-- nonsense. I am neither a mass-murderer nor a mime, et cetera.

And no, Deb isn't a super hero or a cokehead, and if I made a crack about how good she'd look in brightly-colored spandex she'd probably hit me, so I won't.

So, um. What's the deal with today?

|[ooc: FOURTH-WALL THE HELL OUT OF HIM, PLEASE. I would like to request though, that no other City folk remember anything incriminating that gets said today, after the curse ends? ;_;]|

Comments

beautiful. i'll take the time to rape his insides until then :>

[elwhyenen.livejournal.com]

yeah because draining peoples blood and slicing em off like barbie bits is totally harmful isn't it??

hee. i can't promise his mom won't get mad at you tho >D

[cold_dry_pieces]

That's revolting. 'Barbie bits'? You've got a pretty sick sense of humor.

Stay away from my girlfriend. As if having to spend every day with her isn't enough of a reminder...

[ooc: PS THAT ICON IS TERRIFYING OMG. D:]

aw paternal love is truly a beautiful thing.

[elwhyenen.livejournal.com]

only got it from you, baby. :>

You should follow your own advice before you chop her up again. wouldn't want to be killed by Dex twice now would you?

[KLMFAO oh, I try. 8)]

[cold_dry_pieces]

Now we're bringing my br Dexter into this, too? Fantastic.

He isn't here, anyway.

He left.

[elwhyenen.livejournal.com]

oh!

what. how did i not know this? :|

well ok, someone will probably intervene anyways to stop you from murdering someone else. the city seems packed with superheroes and whatnot :|

[cold_dry_pieces]

Maybe your not noticing it has something to do with your being clearly delusional?

I wouldn't hurt a fly. Well, maybe a fly, but that's not a crime. I'd certainly never take a human life. Because you're right, the place is positively crawling with cops. God I hate it here.

[elwhyenen.livejournal.com]

yeaah that's probably because the fuzz would be on your ass faster than a broken drying machine.

i gotcha.

so what do you do to pass the time around here? plot around your never-happening murders?

[cold_dry_pieces]

Yup. You got me. When I'm not fantasizing about dismembering my girlfriend, I'm busy trying to figure out where to hide the corpses of all my other friends.

Jeez, do you even listen to yourself?

[elwhyenen.livejournal.com]

I FUCKING KNEW IT oh my god i have to tell everyone. ,..//

i fucking see this brian. i see this and i don't like it.

[cold_dry_pieces]

Oh, but obviously now that you know my deep and terrible secret, I'll have to kill you, too. Just lemme find my bela lugosi mask, so I can really milk the evil super-genius monster mastermind thing, okay?

Too crazy for sarcasm, huh?

[elwhyenen.livejournal.com]

no you don't work like that.

you'd have to swing by my house in an ice cream truck and kill me, cut me up, drain my blood and leave my cold dry pieces on the pavement of miami somewhere.


isn't that right?

[cold_dry_pieces]

...An ice-cream truck?

[elwhyenen.livejournal.com]

you betcha

[cold_dry_pieces]

Hmn. How childish.

I think you're mistaking me for someone else, Lynn.

[elwhyenen.livejournal.com]

nope-a there's only one brian moser on showtime for me ole buddy ole pal

[cold_dry_pieces]

...Showtime?

Lunatic.