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[cold_dry_pieces]

Jim Morrison was my father.

I'm a prosthetist because amputees get me off.

In my spare time, I like sedating people and hacking them up with an axe.

My murder was staged as a suicide.

I think breaking into people's houses is a good way to get to know them.

Killing their family? A better way.

I spent fifteen years of my life on drugs pretty much 24-7.

I'd just as soon kill you as go fishing.

I lost my virginity to a French prostitute, but I enjoyed slitting her throat more than screwing her.

Deb and I do cocaine together every Saturday night.

I once hitchhiked cross-country dressed as a mime.

|[ooc: some of this is true, some of this is false, some of it is nonsense and some of it, I don't even know. ♥ He guessed the gist of the curse and thought he'd blow off some steam.]|

Comments

[Voice]

[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

Maybe a curse?

[Voice]

[cold_dry_pieces]

Could be. I'm not the only one spouting crazy nonsense, after all...

[Voice]

[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

No. You're not. The guy I live with is asking for friends.

[Voice]

[cold_dry_pieces]

Really? How positively dreadful.

I try to avoid those whenever possible, which isn't too difficult because, well, I don't honestly care, you know? Only ever get you killed, anyway.

[Voice]

[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

Well, not that friends are bad. But he's also a Nobody; I told you what that means, right? So it's really weird for him to say something like that, because if you don't have a heart, you can't have friends.

[Voice]

[cold_dry_pieces]

I don't think you've explained it, no. What's a Nobody? Isn't everybody somebody?

You can probably have friends, though, even if you don't care about them. As long as they think you do, right?

[Voice]

[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

A Nobody is what's left over when you lose your heart.

I guess, but he was asking to make friends, which is different.