cold_dry_pieces: (I can be cruel)
Rudy Cooper | Brian Moser ([personal profile] cold_dry_pieces) wrote2008-11-22 05:06 pm

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Jim Morrison was my father.

I'm a prosthetist because amputees get me off.

In my spare time, I like sedating people and hacking them up with an axe.

My murder was staged as a suicide.

I think breaking into people's houses is a good way to get to know them.

Killing their family? A better way.

I spent fifteen years of my life on drugs pretty much 24-7.

I'd just as soon kill you as go fishing.

I lost my virginity to a French prostitute, but I enjoyed slitting her throat more than screwing her.

Deb and I do cocaine together every Saturday night.

I once hitchhiked cross-country dressed as a mime.

|[ooc: some of this is true, some of this is false, some of it is nonsense and some of it, I don't even know. ♥ He guessed the gist of the curse and thought he'd blow off some steam.]|

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[identity profile] sitaronthewater.livejournal.com 2008-11-24 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
No. You're not. The guy I live with is asking for friends.

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[identity profile] sitaronthewater.livejournal.com 2008-11-24 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
Well, not that friends are bad. But he's also a Nobody; I told you what that means, right? So it's really weird for him to say something like that, because if you don't have a heart, you can't have friends.

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[identity profile] sitaronthewater.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
A Nobody is what's left over when you lose your heart.

I guess, but he was asking to make friends, which is different.