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[cold_dry_pieces]

Jim Morrison was my father.

I'm a prosthetist because amputees get me off.

In my spare time, I like sedating people and hacking them up with an axe.

My murder was staged as a suicide.

I think breaking into people's houses is a good way to get to know them.

Killing their family? A better way.

I spent fifteen years of my life on drugs pretty much 24-7.

I'd just as soon kill you as go fishing.

I lost my virginity to a French prostitute, but I enjoyed slitting her throat more than screwing her.

Deb and I do cocaine together every Saturday night.

I once hitchhiked cross-country dressed as a mime.

|[ooc: some of this is true, some of this is false, some of it is nonsense and some of it, I don't even know. ♥ He guessed the gist of the curse and thought he'd blow off some steam.]|

Comments

[makes-you-tick.livejournal.com]

Because it's a curse day. Most people's confessions don't seem to be quite so...gruesome. But I suppose there's something to be said for going above and beyond.

I seem to be unaffected so far, but then, I'm already a murderer- not much left to confess.

[cold_dry_pieces]

I know the mime thing is a little graphic. I'm sorry. Corrupting the City's youth and all that.

Shouldn't you be a little more careful about telling people that, if it's true? I'll have you know my girlfriend's a crime-fighting superhero, she could have you arrested.

[makes-you-tick.livejournal.com]

Is she really a superhero? I have a few of those on my case already- if I didn't tell people, they would, so I might as well be honest, right? Besides, I don't do that anymore, not here.

Doesn't your girlfriend have a problem with you hacking people up, by the way? Or maybe she doesn't notice after all that cocaine.

[cold_dry_pieces]

Brightly-colored tights and cape and everything. Well, honesty's always the best policy. I guess you can't be tried in the City for crimes committed elsewhere, huh? Hard to provide evidence, anyway.

I don't bring her along when I do it, obviously. I brought her an eyeball once as a souvenir, but it was the wrong color. How the hell was I to know? Oh well.

[makes-you-tick.livejournal.com]

Actually, the eyewitness accounts would probably condemn me alone. But I don't think the City has jurisdiction, thankfully.

Was that really the only thing she found wrong with it? Interesting superhero girlfriend you've got there.

[cold_dry_pieces]

Jurisdiction, evidence, same in principle. If they're not City murders, what business of the City's is it, right?

Must've been all the coke, I guess. I dunno. Evidently blue eyes aren't her thing.