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[cold_dry_pieces]

Jim Morrison was my father.

I'm a prosthetist because amputees get me off.

In my spare time, I like sedating people and hacking them up with an axe.

My murder was staged as a suicide.

I think breaking into people's houses is a good way to get to know them.

Killing their family? A better way.

I spent fifteen years of my life on drugs pretty much 24-7.

I'd just as soon kill you as go fishing.

I lost my virginity to a French prostitute, but I enjoyed slitting her throat more than screwing her.

Deb and I do cocaine together every Saturday night.

I once hitchhiked cross-country dressed as a mime.

|[ooc: some of this is true, some of this is false, some of it is nonsense and some of it, I don't even know. ♥ He guessed the gist of the curse and thought he'd blow off some steam.]|

Comments

[cold_dry_pieces]

Eh, it could be worse.

[deathbutler.livejournal.com]

... Um.

[cold_dry_pieces]

Um?

[deathbutler.livejournal.com]

That line of thought isn't really...

[cold_dry_pieces]

Am I offending your sensibilities?

[deathbutler.livejournal.com]

Y- Yes, sir.

[cold_dry_pieces]

Well, then, please accept my most sincere apologies.

[deathbutler.livejournal.com]

M- my apologies for bothering them... sensibilities... sir.