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[cold_dry_pieces]

Jim Morrison was my father.

I'm a prosthetist because amputees get me off.

In my spare time, I like sedating people and hacking them up with an axe.

My murder was staged as a suicide.

I think breaking into people's houses is a good way to get to know them.

Killing their family? A better way.

I spent fifteen years of my life on drugs pretty much 24-7.

I'd just as soon kill you as go fishing.

I lost my virginity to a French prostitute, but I enjoyed slitting her throat more than screwing her.

Deb and I do cocaine together every Saturday night.

I once hitchhiked cross-country dressed as a mime.

|[ooc: some of this is true, some of this is false, some of it is nonsense and some of it, I don't even know. ♥ He guessed the gist of the curse and thought he'd blow off some steam.]|

Comments

[police-pinup.livejournal.com]

What the SHIT.

You can be cursed all you want, don't drag me into this.

[cold_dry_pieces]

There's no reason to be ashamed, Debra.

[police-pinup.livejournal.com]

You're fucking damn right there isn't, what the shit are you even on about?

I've seen some crazy weird-ass confessions today, but damn, those are a little what the fuck.

[cold_dry_pieces]

What, you think I want to go on and on about this stuff? About you and I having wild, drug-fueled cannibalistic feasts every couple of months? About you rejecting my heartfelt gift of a perfectly nice blue eyeball? I can't help it.

[police-pinup.livejournal.com]

What the fuck. Do you have to keep implicating me?

If you're going to make up some batshit crazy stories like that, you could at least just make them up for yourself. You don't have to make up ridiculous shit about me too.

[cold_dry_pieces]

Clearly you're just in denial.

I don't see the problem, you're cute when you're covered in blood.

[police-pinup.livejournal.com]

Denial. Right.

Ugh, god. How is this fucking curse not over yet?